Morgan Fairchild

Morgan Fairchild showing all the bitches how it's done, living her best life in leopard.

What do you remember about Morgan Fairchild in the 80s?

"Every guy here wants to fuck me."

Sexier than Farrah Fawcett's wrinkled red one-piece.

My beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

The boob job she had back then were really bad. Really unnatural looking - very round and pointy.

Very nice, smart lady. Super cool.

She looked high maintenance.

They don't look big enough to be implants

"I'll see you in Hell!"... a great moment from Flamingo Road

Didn't like her at first because my mom watched Search for Tomorrow and her character Jennifer was a psycho bitch

One of her first jobs was as Faye dunaway's photo double during location filming of Bonnie and Clyde.

[italic]The Seduction,[/italic] the turkey that was supposed to be her breakthrough into movies

The Seduction was on heavy rotation on late-night cable in the early 80s.

I loved her. She seemed so glamourous.

The epitome and 80's glamour and excess. Love her.

Long rumored to be a lesbian. But very private about her life.

Now on Food Network's "Worst Cooks in America - Celebrity Edition".

What the hell? From her Wiki page.

"During the early 1970s, Fairchild was kidnapped and held against her will on two separate occasions."

She was on the cover of every issue of TV Guide in 1984.

I knew her first husband, Jack Calmes. I gathered from what little he said about her that she wasn't exactly the sweetest peach in the basket.

I remember seeing her on tee vee as a kid and thinking she looked more like a Barbie doll than any human I had ever seen. Hair, eyes, nose, mouth, the way she dressed was all Barbie.

She knows how to work it without having ginormous tits

Always looked 35, even when p!aying co-eds.

She could have played a bitch on Dynasty.

How ya like me now, boys?

She got to fuck Mark Harmon in his prime but didn’t have to marry him. Morgan’s a winner!

Gorgeous woman, hard to believe she's 60.

60? Shouldn't she be closer to 70 now? And that face work just makes her look fat like a chipmunk.

If she’s 60 I’m the Queen of England.

Scroll down to see what she looked like just last Saturday at the CHILLER convention. This isn;t my site but I saw her up close myself and she looked amazing.

She was one of the most beautiful women on television. Loved her on Search for Tomorrow and Flamingo Road. The Seduction was a great cheesy movie.

I wonder if she took all the fillers out of her face how she would look? I know she has gained some weight too.

She was born in 1950. She is 69.

R35 she looks beautiful! Better in that pic.

Bullshit, don't. Be an ass, she's 60. I can accept that you're not a fan, but it's shitty to defame her in such a manner.

Loved her in Paper Dolls.

R40, Yes! She was brilliant, she wrote, directed, and produced most of the episodes...she was a powerhouse.

I remember wondering if she had even an ounce of actual talent, or was just a “professional “ with one speed.

Paper thin ability.

That was then. This is now, bitches.

Sort of the Jayne Mansfield of her day, but seems to have kept things together. More striking than beautiful, but she owned her look.

I remember seeing her years ago on a date with Johnny Carson. Looked like a cheap doll.

R35 thank you for posting that! Parker, Cheryl, and Morgan all look wonderful and happy!

She was just on Days of Our Lives in 2017 as Angelica Deveraux

Hasn't Morgan been a good friend of The Gays?

She tries to look expensive but always looks cheap. Like Ivana Trump or Joan Collins.

I think she’s really a lesbeen.

[quote]Hasn't Morgan been a good friend of The Gays?

The best.

Some of you need to check yourself about Miss Fairchild and show a little respect.

Morgan was the FIRST and for a while ONLY celebrity that made a noise about the 80s AIDS crisis,having been aware of and concerned about the health of gay men since the first reportage in 1979 of a rare cancer affecting only gay men, pre "GRIDS".

She became a highly publicized AIDS activist and appeared on numerous network news programs talking about HIV awareness and safe sex. She testified before a Congressional committee, lobbied for AIDS funding and worked with then Surgeon General with C. Everett Koop. She was the Hollywood face of AIDS for a long time, because other celebrities wouldn’t touch it.

She also starred in the AIDS education and prevention video Safe Sex for Men and Women. In addition, she's a member of the Entertainment Industry’s AIDS Task Force and has lead several other fundraising projects to fight the disease.

She played Sandra Bernhard's girlfriend "Marla" on "Roseanne" further leading to increased depiction and acceptance of gays and lesbians on t.v. and has appeared in numerous gay related shows.

With her history and gay bona fides do some of you actually think she would be "ashamed" to admit she was bi or a lesbian?

She's a staunch ally and seems to have always been....AND she was Jane Fonda's stand in during the filming of "Barbarella", which is beyond cool.

She's a drop dead gorgeous bitch and a very kind, compassionate LADY.

Oh for fuck's sake, any biographical source you can find will tell you that she's 69. And she probably shaved a couple of years off from that. She's probably early 70s.

R43 She looks embalmed now.

The idiot constantly claiming she's 60 is just a provocateur. He knows she's older than 60. Let's not engage.

R53 thank you for that. I love Morgan Fairchild.

I know you want stuff on M.F. of the 80's but just had to add that in the 90's she was in the short lived soap, The City. It was kind of a revamped Loving. Some of the main characters left Corinth for Soho. How do I know this shit. God, I've wasted my life.

This guy really dislikes her. Epic takedown.

[quote]She looks embalmed now.

Once again, I don't know where that pic came from and when but go to R35 scroll down and see what she looked like just last Saturday. She looks amazing and that wasn't a professional lit photo, just her sitting at her signing table.

Here's a school pic. She graduated a year early, in 1967. Not so dumb.

No, I'm afraid she still looks embalmed even last Saturday. I can only imagine what she looks like once she chisels all that war paint off at night.

I admire her. She’s a very intelligent and compassionate woman; an AIDS activist from the beginning. She was entertaining with her beautiful rich bitch roles in 1980s TV.

I met her several times at the Gap at Highland Park Village in Dallas in 1992 and 1993. She was very nice.

Didn't she play the role of Madison Hildebrand on Million Dollar Listing: LA during the season when he was away?

She looks absolutely ancient and doddering on "Wrost Cooks in America" on the Food Network. Tune in tonight and see for yourself.

It doesn't seem possible that people can change so much with age, but Father Time is one cruel bitch.

I get all my politics news from Morgan Fairchild (and DL). I follow her on twitter. ( I don't follow DL though - are we even on twitter?)

[quote] Very nice, smart lady. Super cool

Yes. Very well informed. Intelligent. Compassionate as someone also said

[quote]It doesn't seem possible that people can change so much with age, but Father Time is one cruel bitch.

It's fighting the aging process that makes most people look even older.

Yes she’s very liberal and very interested in politics. She constantly tweets about the politics of the day.

I instantly liked her when I read that, as a girl, she wanted to be a paleontologist. So did I and I was amazed that there was another person out there who did too. (This was long before Jurassic Park.)

As others have mentioned, she's tremendous in the original "The Initiation of Sarah." It was a made-for-tv movie in 1978, but at some point when things went puritanical, they started blurring out important scenes that emphasized her freakishly round implants.

She's also very outspoken on animal rights.

Regardless what you think about the appearance of a 69-year-old woman, she could still pull in a good amount of straight dick of all ages.

No one wants her blown out vag now.

R74 written by a straight man, no doubt.

I’ve only seen her in two things: Dallas and Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

She was fucking John Kerry prior to his marrying Teresa Heinz.

She always had an “upper crust” sorority bitch look.

[quote]No, I'm afraid she still looks embalmed even last Saturday. I

R63

I remember her as being the best Jenna on Dallas. Why they hired that wooden plank of an actress Pricilla Presley to play Jenna in the later seasons is beyond me. They should have stuck with Morgan. She was awesome on Flamingo Road, too. As a young gayling, I looked forward to her machinations every week as Constance.

As other posters noted, she was a gay ally when it wasn't cool to be one. She was an advocate for AIDS/HIV prevention and education when it wasn't cool to do that. She deserves our admiration. Her plastic surgery, though--yeesh!

I never thought Morgan was attractive. It was her fake nose and tits that ruined her look. She had nice eyes and that's about it. Donna Mills was much prettier to me in that" Blonde Ice Queen" sort of way.

Donna Mills is in her late seventies now.

I always liked Morgan, especially since finding out she's a politically active liberal. And so stunningly beautiful, truly breathtaking. I think Morgan had more potential as a comic actress than she ever got a chance to show.

I always liked her. Not the biggest range, but she's still working to this day, so that's more than you can say for many of her contemporaries. The Seduction is coming to Blu-Ray this month and I'm exited. Morgan and Andrew Stevens in their prime and the film is gorgeously shot.

I exited my pants at the news, r84.

Is anyone gonna say anything about Joan Van Ark's picture in that link? I literally shrieked when I saw her. It looks like she'd only done 1/4th of her makeup when her handler grabbed her out of her hotel room and shoved her into her convention chair.

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I always mix up Fairchild and Mills. They both rocked the serious eyeliner in the 80s.

^^ I LOVE the '80s make-up on these Serious Bitches!

As a kid I often mixed up Morgan Fairchild and Morgan Freeman whenever I saw their names in the opening credits. I remember watching The Bonfire of the Vanities waiting for Morgan Fairchild to show up.

[quote]^^ I LOVE the '80s make-up on these Serious Bitches!

You had to put the eye shadow in the crease AND on the lid. That gave it, what? FLAVAH.

Come on r87. That’s garden variety British cunting.

She was the Grand Marshal of the St. Louis Pride Parade

I would think Macy's, with all that bloat.

R94 coming to you live from the Catskills in 1963!

Catherine O'Hara was hilarious playing her on SCTV. She would pout and extend her lower lip when she spoke, and would pivot to face whichever camera was on no matter how unnatural it was.

I loved the Christina Raines interview. Surprising to hear that the only people she didn’t like on the show were Morgan and Michael Filerman. Christina was a very natural actress while Morgan tended for the soap opera over the top stuff

R90 ITA, that's how I was watching Driving Miss Daisy...I was watching the credits roll at the end thinking, 'How did I miss her?'

R96 I think you're remembering the brilliant Catherine O'Hara playing "Lola Heatherton."

Morgan Fairchild was in the 1980 Made for TV movie "The Memory of Eva Ryker." The movie also starred Natalie Wood and was very good. I will never forget one particular scene as it was made a year before Natalie Wood's death.

Natalie played Eva Ryker, the mother of Fairchild's character. In a flashback the movie showed Eva Ryker's death. She was on a ship that was torpedoed, the film showed her body floating face down in sea water in her cabin. It was a riveting scene made horrifying by Wood's death by drowning the following year. I remember reading she was uncomfortable with the scene because she had a fear of drowning.

You never see that movie anywhere since Wood's death. I've always wondered if it's been shelved out of respect to Natalie Wood. Any else remember it?

One of 3 boys growing up in the late 70's and early 80's. When each of us would turn 13, my mother would wrap up girly magazines and posters, as well as a box of tissues, and that would be our birthday gift. So my brother got the Debby Harry package, I got Farrah Fawcett, and youngest brother got Molly Ringwald.

I remember in the mid 802s when she was carjacked in the valley. White Jag.

My mom reminded us every other day that somebody somewhere said she bore a striking resemblance to Morgan Fairchild (as well as Priscilla Presley). She was quite pretty. RIP mom.

In the late 70s, she originated and NAILED the role of Jenna Wade on Dallas. I can't believe they didn't try to keep her.

Loved her on Flamingo Road. Constance Weldon. SUCH a bitch!

Racine was smart and savvy and sexy on Paper Dolls.

Oddly, her character of Jordan was a bit of a departure. Not her best role on what was sometimes the best prime time soap.

That's beyond creepy, r102

[quote]I loved the Christina Raines interview. Surprising to hear that the only people she didn’t like on the show were Morgan and Michael Filerman. Christina was a very natural actress while Morgan tended for the soap opera over the top stuff

Admitting it's early when I reading this, but I just scrolled up and down and don't know where this Christina Raines interview is, can you point me in the right direction, please.

I'm sure she still gets her anus plunged on the regular.

DL fav Barbara Rush was in Flamingo Road too.

I still can't forgive her for murdering Eunice.

She was last on Days of Our Lives in 2017 as Angelica Deveraux

From the VH1 show "But Can They Sing?"

I think the answer is obvious in this case, but God bless her for having the balls to do it.

A girl's, gotta make a living.

Morgan's pumpkin toilet is always a big hit at Halloween

Morgan always looked like she'd show pink for a crisp 20...

I met her a few times in the 80s and what I remember about her was that she was sooo nice.

The Seduction was just released on Blu-ray.

[quote]r110 I still can't forgive her for murdering Eunice.

I was just reading that that actress, Ann Williams, died when she was just 50 : (

(Morgan is her usual 1-note self in that clip.)

I remember in the eighties she just kept turning up everywhere - magazine covers, on talk shows - but I always thought she was a very pretty woman who was more famous for being famous than anything she actually did. I mean - she never lasted in anything much that was on my radar - and seemed to be in B and C grade stuff - mostly flops.

And her prettiness was of the blandest sort. As someone said - a Barbie doll look - devoid of any character. Just a generic, blonde playboy bunny thing going on. Though she did come across as smarter than that - and very pleasant.

The thing I remember the most about her was a really stipid faux news article about her in Spy or National Lampoon or something - declaring that Morgan Fairchild was a pothead. It had accompanying photos of her - well, a model supposed to be her - having put a big metal saucepan over her head for some reason - but the pot got stuck there - so she was now adjusting to living her new life... it was really stupid - but really funny too. Had pictures of her preparing to go out to a red carpet event - dressed to the nines - with her stylists buffing up the stainless steel pot lovingly so it would shine In front of the cameras... just dumb - but I'll always think of her as Morgan Fairchild - the pothead

her lack of plastic surgery and her tits are so ugly in that pic up there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[quote] Maurice Hurley was the producer that wanted to fuck ol' Beverly

Insanity

Errr wrong thread R124. This is the Morgan Fairchild thread not the Space Whore thread

I have heard she is very nice. I remember some years back she televised a tour of her home ,which was not that large at all. In fact I was surprised how small and not luxurious. She said she loves to buy things at flea markets and antique shops and she had all of these antique decorative items through out her home. She didn't have outstanding antiques ,but they were very charming pieces. I love that she pointed out she went to flea markets and bought various antique things for her home. I get a down to earth kind of vibe from her. She seemed like she was saying, this is me and this what I love end of story. No bull.

Why hasn't Morgan Fairchild, Donna Mills, various other tv actresses from the 60s, 70s, and 80s haven't written their autobiographies? or at least why isn't there at least any biographies written on these ladies? They might have some interesting things they have encountered in their careers and their journeys through their lives. Sometimes autobiographies and/ or autobiographies of people who were not major movie stars can be gems of interesting information.

Nice "neck worK"- Face too puffy and donut looking.

R127, what I want to know is why haven't Morgan and Donna Mills ever had a tastefully done nude pictorial done together?

^ Cybill hamming it up was embarrassing to watch.

They probably don't want to write their autobiographies, r127 & r128.

With all the hairy man ass I've had on my face, I think she'd be fun sexually.

Soap Diva Morgan Fairchild Heads For The Kitchen

I've always liked her. She still gets work to this day, so she must be fairly pleasant to deal with.

Very progressive and liberal on Twitter.

You have to give her credit for coming up with a great stage name.

It's very renaissance faire.

but Lady Elaine uses the Olde English spelling - Fairchilde.

Let's get back to discussing her illustrious career:

She often appeared on The Merv Griffin Show. She was a good guest. Her real laugh sounded super fake and Merv commented on it. They also talked about her real name Patsy McKlenny I think. I wish I could remember more but she was always a good guest.

"The Initiation of Sarah," an old camp favorite of mine, had both Morgans of the time--Fairchild and Brittany. Years after its initial television release, the censors had Morgan's remarkably fake implants BLURRED out in the scene where she was flung into a fountain. BLURRED, I tell you.

Elder lez here. She was my first crush as a little lez-ling. Loving her on Worst Celebrity Cooks.

I remember seeing her on a talk show ( don’t remember which one) but she replied to a question, “I’m not as dumb as I look “. Does anyone else remember seeing that?

Morgan seemed to have a sense of humor about herself. Still kind of sad that Christina Raines said she was not nice on set of Flamingo Road.

Would you be nice to Christina Raines, r148?

The original Jenna Wade on Dallas. Imagine Morgan going head to head week after week with Principal and Gray. She would have made Pris Presley look like a beginner. I heard Patrick Duffy HATED her and would not approve her coming back.

[quote]It would be easy to dismiss Morgan Fairchild by calling her a "bad" actress, but I don't think she is. As I said, she is perfectly adequate in her acting and she has never given a performance where she has embarrassed herself. But, concurrently, she's never given a performance where she has really stood out and demonstrated an unexpected nuance or gesture that was not thoroughly predictable. There's absolutely no depth to her acting. She's a celebrity who is famous for being famous.

Has she been in the legitimate theatre?

If that awful performance of Believe was any indication, I can't even imagine of Morgan handled the score of Gentleman Prefer Blondes. Yes, it's written for a tiny range like Carol Channing, but I don't think she hit one right note in that Believe performance. Must have been one awkward evening at the theater.

Oh god ... just the idea of Morgan Fairchild having nothing better to do than a role associated with Marilyn Monroe is pathetic.

Move ON!

The only woman I ever had a crush on !

She was interviewed by Joan Collins for Joan's book "My Friend's Secrets" Fairchild came across as smart and knowledgeable and with a scientific interest in ,and knowledge of, cosmetic products. Well, it is her business....looking good. She knew about which ingredients did what to the skin . Will always respect her for her support of lgbt rights and Aids issues back in the day.

With Morgan, anal is always on the menu.

What ever happened to the beautiful glamorous women of tv/film from the 80s: Morgan Fairchild, Morgan Brittany, Connie Sellecca, etc?

Best hair of the 1980s surely?

Wasn't it Morgan who first coined the phrase, 'Oooh, Mama like!' after a hot guy in a speedo walked by her on one of her millions of failed tv series from the '80s?

R161 - they all got old. It was thirty or more years ago. They ain't babes anymore. Tho some from that era have agedcreasinably well...

Seem to remember reading somewhere that Morgan Brittany - so beautiful in a Vivien Leigh kinda way - is actually very conservative politically and a big republican supporter nowadays. Urgh!

It's sobering to think that the early 80s will be FORTY YEARS AGO very soon.

FORTY.

I know it's not yesterday but I didn't think it was quite that long ago.

Morgan Brittany is a Tea Party Hag and she hates Obama. Fuck her.

It's strange that so many former castmates seem to hate her. I do recall hearing that she took forever in hair and makeup and was constantly demanding touch ups, sometimes causing delays. I don't think Erik Estrada liked her in Honeyboy either because she failed to recognize he was the beefcake star and she was an accessory instead of her being the main attraction.

Morgan was a guest on MSNBC's A. M. Joy yesterday morning. She now bills herself as Actor, Author, Speaker.

Her face looked rubberized. She should avoid any open flames.

She has sharted on the dicks of the men in your wildest fantasies.

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